I am planning to mock some more old book covers and titles at some point (see my previous one here) because I have too much fun finding them, but today I wanted to briefly share the joys of gender stereotyping that I discovered along the way.
First of all, I discovered that boys have awesome adventures!

If that's not awesome I don't know what is.

Okay, maybe this.
Holy crap, I thought! If that's what the BOYS are doing, I can only SPECULATE WILDLY on the amazingness of the girls' adventures, surely they are leaping from an airship to a plane to the sea to hand wrestle the shark and save everyone.

or doing tarot with Mr Rochester, that's cool too.

Yeah! Sightseeing craziness!
The differences were almost too subtle for me to pick up at times, but they were there.


But you know what? That's cool, because growing up brings its own adventure and soon these ladies will be out there in the world of independent work, finding their vocation.
Just like Christopher here.

I was pleased to discover I was right.

Wait... is that an available man??

OH MY GOD IT IS. SCORE.
At least they're well equipped for THAT role.

The End.
First of all, I discovered that boys have awesome adventures!
Holy crap, I thought! If that's what the BOYS are doing, I can only SPECULATE WILDLY on the amazingness of the girls' adventures, surely they are leaping from an airship to a plane to the sea to hand wrestle the shark and save everyone.
The differences were almost too subtle for me to pick up at times, but they were there.
But you know what? That's cool, because growing up brings its own adventure and soon these ladies will be out there in the world of independent work, finding their vocation.
Just like Christopher here.
I was pleased to discover I was right.
Wait... is that an available man??
OH MY GOD IT IS. SCORE.
At least they're well equipped for THAT role.
The End.
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Date: 2011-09-16 09:17 pm (UTC)Gorey covers, conveniently at the top, and if you scroll a lot further down the Nancy Drew ones are even better
http://harkavagrant.com/archivecat.php
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Date: 2011-09-16 09:21 pm (UTC)Anyway yes, I have seen Hark a Vagrant but I've never seen those particular posts so thank you for the link :D :D :D My friend has linked me Bronte and Tudor ones before I think (I recognise the style). I particularly loved 'The Secret in the Old Attic'! Some of these old covers are just ripe for parody.
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Date: 2011-09-16 11:39 pm (UTC)And when the guys are in the wall and the girls are all OMG WELL GET HELP
"...or we could just walk around?"
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Date: 2011-09-16 09:19 pm (UTC)I like the first one where the shark is so big he doesn't have to bite - he can swallow the guy whole.
I want to know why the pilot of the red plane thinks crashing is an adventure.
OMG! that is Mr Rochester!
Girls can pet bambi whilst boys drive cars.. that's...fair...
Why is a giant wasp attacking Christopher?
Mmm nurses hats.
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Date: 2011-09-16 09:28 pm (UTC)I wondered that about Christopher too. In the end I left it captionless because I didn't know where to start, the departmental name? the giant wasp? the epically tall man hiding behind Big Ben? The fact that he's called Christopher Cool and isn't embarrassed about it?? WHERE TO BEGIN?
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Date: 2011-09-16 09:36 pm (UTC)There's so much on Christopher's cover. He leads such an exciting life! Perhaps he works for a secret department that keep wasps in big ben and fight giants?
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Date: 2011-09-16 09:36 pm (UTC)Good times <3
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Date: 2011-09-16 09:50 pm (UTC)I was a little girl who read ALL the pony, ballet and school stories I could get my hands on, along with loads of Victorian children's books :D
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Date: 2011-09-16 09:58 pm (UTC)So I can corroborate your findings with my memories of those books. Only the boys' books were any fun at all. But I will also say that in hindsight, those "good books for boys" seen with today's eyes were not only sexist, but also incredibly racist and disresepctful and dismissive of other cultures, and quite clueless about doing that. Africans and Asians were stereotypically presented as inferior to the (white) heros, be they explorers, soldiers or spies. Most, if not all of those books were translated and originally of UK and US origin. So I imagine therefore that the same would be true of UK books (and their covers.) Maybe that's another topic to delve into one time....
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Date: 2011-09-16 10:05 pm (UTC)Re: your other point. The UK had (I believe) a series called 'Boys of our Empire' which I haven't read myself, but I'm guessing presented a distinctly unrealistic view of British colonialism. I noticed a few dodgy covers when I was looking for old boys and girls stories, lots of elephants being shot by men with native guides and ethnic dancing girls and other grim stuff. It would definitely be an interesting one to look at! I don't think I would be able to make it a humorous post though, it might be a bit insensitive (although they all richly deserve mockery).
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Date: 2011-09-16 10:23 pm (UTC)I wish I still had acess to my Nancy Drew collection if only to check out the dust jackets.
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Date: 2011-09-17 10:37 pm (UTC)I'm betting that beneath those flowers is some pretty delicious seasoning, just waiting to be used...
Old books are goldmines of hilarity, amongst my pony books waiting to be mocked I have 'The Lost Cow', 'We Met Our Cousins' and 'The Black Stallion and Satan!'. Clearly they subscribed to the Bradley James 'Say What You See' form of literal titling ;)
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Date: 2011-09-17 01:06 am (UTC)I was reading the Boxcar Children and the Laura Ingalls Wilder books when I was younger. The girls didn't have big adventures there, unfortunately. Still I enjoyed the Laura Ingalls Wilder books - I was interested in historical fiction books and those books were set on the prairie, which is what used to be here where I live... at my high school, they even have an area of preserved prairie. I had to help clean it up as extra credit for my Biology class. :p A whole day affair.
I can't quite remember regarding the sisters (two brothers, two sisters...sort of like Chronicles of Narnia, but more based in the real world ;)) in the Boxcar Children...they took part in solving the mysteries...I think. :p
LOL at the sightseeing craziness -- maybe they saw some whales and a shark could have attacked them and they had to figure out a way to defeat the shark... they could get help from that guy who's about to be eaten by a shark.
...on second thought...maybe not. :p
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Date: 2011-09-18 06:47 pm (UTC)I loved Laura Ingalls Wilder books, they were excellent, even if they were very much of their time of course with regards to adventures and gender differences. Enid Blyton wrote adventures for her female characters though I suppose, so there was hope for girls.
Re: the shark. I've decided they're shark-hunting, as you say, and they're going to use that random man as bait!!
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Date: 2011-09-17 05:54 am (UTC)I laughed so HARD. Embarrassingly hard.
Why do we always get things like this? I want the flight adventures!
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Date: 2011-09-18 06:58 pm (UTC)I really couldn't think of anything else when I saw that pic. They're either doing tarot or playing snap, it's so hard to say with those cards...
I want the adventures too! Not with the shark maybe, but definitely all the jumping from planes and catching dastardly spies etc
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Date: 2011-09-18 07:10 pm (UTC)Little did we know :(
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Date: 2011-09-18 07:20 pm (UTC)http://www.feministfatale.com/2010/09/scholastic-books-encourages-girls-to-seek-glamour-and-boys-to-seek-adventure/
which just goes to show it hasn't :(
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Date: 2011-09-17 11:25 am (UTC)I'm not sure it's got any better though. Modern children's book covers are every bit as bad - the proliferation of pink is really quite something. If fact, I think if anything they are more gendered - it's not just the specifically labelled books that are obviously aimed at stereotypical girls or boys, but most of them.
When it comes to comics, it's even more so. At least our girls' comics had stories with girls doing interesting and exciting things - they may not have been so jet-setting, but they defeated the bad guys and learnt they were capable people, able to stand on their own two feet. Modern ones seem to be all about cute animals, pretty jewellery and picking up boys. *old codger shakes walking stick* ;-)
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Date: 2011-09-18 07:41 pm (UTC)I'm glad we have awesome stories and comics to offset all the sparkly pink stuff <3 (I can't help but notice the pink sparkliness of pony and ballet stories today though, the ones I read were set in a much more down to earth and not-obviously-gendered world :/ )
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Date: 2011-09-17 12:41 pm (UTC)http://www.feministfatale.com/2010/09/scholastic-books-encourages-girls-to-seek-glamour-and-boys-to-seek-adventure/
That's actually where I found the link to that spoof Bronte sisters toy advert.
That article also features a link to a really cool site where they create childrens (and ladies!:D) t-shirts that have cute images of females in powerful professions (http://www.pigtailpals.com/whdoregime.html).
For children only, they have re-imagined girl-only adventure storybook type designs and my favourite is http://www.pigtailpals.com/castlefriends.html. They're so awesome! And the success of the company certainly seems to suggest small but effective progress is being made in educating and empowering the next generation of females :).
Sorry for spamming you with links, I just think they're interesting sites :).
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