Minister Merlin's Twelve Fail Safe Chat Up Lines.

Present for jelazakazone who asked to see Minister Merlin's top secret 'Chat Up Lines for Arthur Future Reference', carefully recorded in his Jotter To Jog The Memory and discovered and mocked by several of his friends ;)

Set in my Meeting the Minister verse, naturally.

This was a collaborative process between myself and a8c_sock, and by 'collaborative' I mean she came up with the cheesiest lines and I laughed myself silly and added annotations :D :D :D

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