Jane Eyre Gets A Makeover and a Willing Tunnel.

Hello everyone! You might remember me weeping all over my journal a while back when I heard that someone was publishing an 'erotic' version of Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte. Well yesterday I actually spotted the abomination itself in Tesco D:



I'm glad to see the author co-crediting Charlotte Bronte, since she, you know, LIFTED MOST OF THE TEXT DIRECTLY FROM HER BOOK ::twitches::

Anyway, because I am nothing if not thorough, I had a quick flick through to see what it was like and snapped a couple of pics so you could share my horror. I couldn't take anymore because the Tesco lady was giving me a really weird look.

Anyway, try not to be overcome by the breathtaking eroticism.

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Windswept Mystery Romance: Day Three

Tonight, Windswept Mystery Romance launches its Epic Understatement series



Pretty sure if I was 'left in the desert to die' and forced to begin 'a deadly struggle for survival', I would call it something worse than a 'lost holiday' (and I'd be looking a hell of a lot more pissed off about it, and less like I'd just missed my bus).