Why was I not shopping at Tescos tonight?

My best friend Becki is very jammy. She's just trailed Anthony Head around Tescos whilst doing her weekly shop with her little girl (she wasn't deliberately trailing him I should add, it's just our Tescos isn't huge. Also he lives nearby so it wasn't entirely random). Tragically, Bek doesn't watch Merlin, so she mainly knows him as the Prime Minister in Little Britain and the guy from the Gold Blend Adverts :D She seemed shocked to realise that he's (and I quote) "quite fit for an older guy" and she might also have speculated on which car was his in the car park (she's very into cars).

I started laughing on the phone at about the point she said, "but I thought that one couldn't be his because he wouldn't have a Citroen surely. I thought he'd probably have a 4x4 or something, because of his small holding. And then I realised I was being really sad and drove home before he came out of the shop and saw me lurking in my car like a stalker." :D :D :D

She did say that although lots of people apparently clocked who it was, no-one bothered him or anything so he got to shop in peace :)